Congratulations to Mr. C. Mitchell of North London who
wins our "Maddie's next sighting" competition for JULY with his
entry entitled SPAIN.
Competition entries now being accepted for AUGUST.
We are especially interested in applications featuring
unusual specific locations and scenarios. Additional prizes will be awarded to
those participants who can produce the most creative and stimulating entries,
for example incorporating a supermarket, petrol station or cafeteria, (although
these actual examples will NOT be accepted due to them already having been exhaustively
submitted).
BONUS prizes will also be awarded for those entries where,
in the Judge’s opinion, the best creativity can be employed relating to any interesting or discerning feature of the
person(s), accompanying Madeleine. For example, ‘swarthy’, ‘nervous looking’, ‘scruffy’
or ‘Romanyesque’ (Gypsy-like).
Please note, we are currently unable to accept entries
denoting the Countries of INDIA or MOROCCO due to previous sightings there having
been shown to have been entirely FABRICATED. (UPDATE: We are also NOT accepting further entries denoting SPAIN, given their complete lack of any credibility whatsoever).
We are also unable to accept entries from ex-pat British Holiday makers whose amnesia attacks momentarily go into remission, alowing them to recal some vital clue that hitherto was never reported in the first instance.
Likewise, we can not entertain entries involving Taxi Drivers, Cleaning company vans, convicted paedophiles, (alive OR dead), on the basis of their sheer ridiculousness, even to readers of the Daily Mail.
We are also unable to accept entries from ex-pat British Holiday makers whose amnesia attacks momentarily go into remission, alowing them to recal some vital clue that hitherto was never reported in the first instance.
Likewise, we can not entertain entries involving Taxi Drivers, Cleaning company vans, convicted paedophiles, (alive OR dead), on the basis of their sheer ridiculousness, even to readers of the Daily Mail.
Please send your competition entries together with your £15.00
entry fee, (cheque, postal order, bank draft, cash in any denomination or
currency, or your unwanted gold jewellery,) to:
PO BOX 101
Rothley
Leicestershire
The winning entry chosen after August 30th will
win a complete NEW UPVC Double Glazed Window replacement system from EVEREST,
(proprietor B. Kennedy).
5 Runners up will receive a FREE 1 hour legal advice consultation,
courtesy of C.Ruck of London
10 Runners up will receive a free tour of the ITV studios
with popular presenter Loraine Kelly.
20 further runners up will receive signed copies of ‘Madeleine’,
by Kate McCann.
ALL entrants will receive a FREE ‘Look for Madeleine’ Wristband
(NOT including Postage and Packing costs of £10.99)
Good luck!!
Terms ad Conditions:
Please note the winning entrant will be required to undertake a wide publicity campaign incorporating ALL popular Press and Media outlets, where you will be required to make and sign a sworn Affidavit relating to the "100% certainty" of your sighting, together with your declaration that the Portuguese authorities are "useless Boozy Porto Sardine-Munching plod" who refused to listen to the report of your sighting in the first place. (Even if you didn't make one).
Judges decision is FINAL. (Unless it later transpires your submission perfectly matches a sighting subsequently published in the tabloid Press in which case it may well be used to back up the veracity of that one).
Terms ad Conditions:
Please note the winning entrant will be required to undertake a wide publicity campaign incorporating ALL popular Press and Media outlets, where you will be required to make and sign a sworn Affidavit relating to the "100% certainty" of your sighting, together with your declaration that the Portuguese authorities are "useless Boozy Porto Sardine-Munching plod" who refused to listen to the report of your sighting in the first place. (Even if you didn't make one).
Judges decision is FINAL. (Unless it later transpires your submission perfectly matches a sighting subsequently published in the tabloid Press in which case it may well be used to back up the veracity of that one).
